Is the vulgar world a novel?

"The Wonderful Strange Man": The Qi Qi of the Su

The doctor Su Jin umbrella. In the early years of the Republic of China, he opened a medical practice in the small white building. Lian Yang's horse racing, folding his arms and broken legs, and came to ask him.
The people with high robes, thin hands, fifty outside, red lips, eyes, eyes, chin, a chin, a goat, soaked in the darkness of the oil race. Zhangkou talked, his voice came out of the chest, with Dantian gas, and it rang as far and near. His movement was "clean and fast", and when someone was hurting his tendons to come to him, what about him? When the fingers touched, the skin was cut into the meat, what was going on inside, and the heart was clear. Suddenly, a pair of white birds raced with both hands, flying up and down, like lightning, only listening to "click", and when the patient felt pain, the broken bone was picked up. Paste the plaster, put on the splint, and the patient went back to himself. If you come again, one is a bold to thank Daen to send a big plaque.
The people are capable and temperamental. Dr. Su has a rules of color. When he come to see the disease, no matter whether the rich and the poor are close, he must first get the seven silver dollars on the table, so he will be willing to see the disease, otherwise he will never take care of it. Is this called the rules? He is the rule! People scold him to recognize money or not, and be able to bear it for seven yuan. The nickname that is degraded for reason is: Qi Qi. He called Dr. Su in front of him, and he called him Qiqi, and no one knew his famous Su Jin umbrella.
A Dr. Su played a card, idle one day, two card friends came to play, three lacks, and invited the dentist Hua Hua Hua, not far from the street, and put on a table. When I was playing, I suddenly broke into the tricycle, leaned to the door, holding her left elbow on my right hand, sweating my head, and the small gown around my neck was wet, obviously broke the arm, painful painful, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain, painful pain. strong enough. But the three -wheeled driver made a day to eat for one day. How can I get seven silver dollars? He said that he owed Dr. Su first, and then quasible, and hummed when he spoke. Who expected that Dr. Su did not listen to the game, and still touched the card to watch the card and play cards, either like or worried or shocked or pretending not to be shocked. A brand friend couldn't see it, so that Dr. Su's eyes were still inseparable from the card. The nickname "Qi Qi" was decisive.
The is famous for Doctor Huahua Hua Hua, he pushed to pee, leave the table to the backyard, get out of the back door, go around the front street, and quietly greeted Zhang Si, who was leaning on the door, and fought. Seven yuan of silver dollars was found in. Without waiting for Zhang Si to be grateful, he turned to return to the original road and returned to the house.
In a while, Zhang Si crooked into the house and "wow" the seven yuan of silver dollars to the table. Zhang Si's arm was placed on the table, pinched his bones a few times, pushed the left and right with his hands, and pressed the lower top. Zhang Si poked his shoulders and narrowed his neck and closed his eyes. He prepared a few times, but Dr. Su said, "It's overwhelmed." Plashed with ointment, clamped the splint, and gave Zhang four packs of blood circulation and painful pain. Essence Zhang Si said that he had no money to pay for the medicine, and Dr. Su only said, "I sent this medicine." Then he returned to the table.
The cards today have their own winning or losing, and it is endless. Until the lighting, the stomach was empty and everyone was scattered. When he was out of the door, Dr. Su stretched out his hands, stopped Dr. Hua, and left him. After the two card friends left, he took the pile of silver dollars in front of his seat and took out seven pieces of silver dollars, and put it in the palm of Hua Hua. Dr. Hua said in the surprise:
"There is a saying, you have to tell you. Don't think that my person is not good at heart, but the rules I have established cannot be changed!" Bring it back, pondered for three days and three nights, and did not ponder the deep meaning of Dr. Su's words. But he admired Dr. Su in his heart.

"Vulgar Strange Man": Feng Wuye

Feng Wuye is from Ningbo, Zhejiang. There are two kinds of people in the Feng family. The Feng family was smart, and the ivory ball carved by the Cantonese Weng Wuzhang of the head of the head, one layer on the one floor, each layer. Therefore, the Feng family of business became a wealthy, and the Wenhao was a big official. Feng Wuye, five men and two women, ranked at the end. Several brothers opened a factory in Tianjin in Shanghai in the long run. However, Feng Wuye took the book at home. Others grow race, thin bones, and tender meat as fish belly. They are not the appearance of making money and making money. All the books he read, you read the sentence, and he backed him. This can only be said that only Wang Anshi of the Song Dynasty was found. As for his exports, no one is dissatisfied. It is said that the prosperity of the Feng family in this generation is on the five grandfather.
Feng Wuye's twenty -five, his parents entered the soil. He sold his house and brought his family to Tianjin Wei, in order to invest in his brother and make a passage of the sky.
This is high -hearted, but Tianjin Wei is a commercial port. The brush is used for accounting. No one reads it. Naturally, no one can look at it. For example, there are gold and books on the ground. Where do you pick up? When others got rich, Feng Wuye's eyes were hot, his brain was crooked, and he decided to go to the sea for buying and selling. But he knew this way, which should do?
The first thought is opening a restaurant. The people take food as the sky, and the people spend money for food; three meals a day, soft without eating, and the money is given to the restaurant owner. Tianjin's money is in the hands of businessmen, and most of the business circles are at the dining table. Besides, Tianjin produces salt, eats heavy vegetables, Ningbo vegetables are salty, and they are in line with taste. In Feng Wuye's mind, opening a Ningbo -flavored restaurant, in the downtown market in Majiakou, the site was selected to build a house and named the "No. 1 Tower". Choose a good day, lift the plaque and hang the color, fire the cannon, the restaurant opened. Feng Wuye was wearing a blue and dark flower coat, with a pure gold neutron on his chest. He split his head in China and India, covered with oil. The authentic boss was dressed up. Those who study, pay attention to etiquette, talk well, are very popular. Besides, the No. 1 Tower is the only Ningbo Pavilion of Tianjin Wei. The sea fish and shrimp are all foods from Tianjin people. They do it in the hands of Ningbo chefs, which is fresh than living fish. Therefore, since the opening, every day, you have to "turn" in the evening. Feng Wuye wondered that every day, the money and a group of birds flew in, where did you go? Look at the account back, yo, but the deficit!
One day, a guy who came to Ningbo's helper, shaking his boldly that the chicken, duck and fish in the kitchen, limited to the guest's mouth, most of the chefs were threw out of the wall, and some people responded outside the outside. Essence How much money can the No. 1 Tower stand up to throw it out every day?
Feng Wuye's anger, thinking about his head, "Twenty -Four History" is carried out, can you use this group of plates to cook? This is the operation. Except for the fat chef brought by the hometown of Ningbo's hometown, the other groups were all bombarded, and the grass was cut off and replaced with a group of people. He also installed the grid in the backyard wall. He thought that it was okay since then, but the account was still deficit.
. On another day, living in a mother -in -law near the No. 1 Tower, biting his ears and saying to him, after a day, the garbage truck arrived, a sharp bell, and the seven or eight earth boxes carried out in the champion building. The thin layer is garbage, all of which are canned pots, the whole bag of salted fish, and good wine. It turned out to be colluded inside and outside, and used this to get things away. Isn't this equivalent to lift money out every day? When Feng Wuye rushed to the garbage, he went forward to check it. In the anger, change another one. People have changed, but the deficit on the account still has not been replaced.
Feng Wuye does not believe that he is incompetent. Every day when I arrived at the restaurant, I visited the inside and outside, but I couldn't see the problem. The literati rely on imagination, and the kaleidoscope that really falls into life is "self -clever and true fool." The champion tower broke the ball, sprinkled the air, and fell down. The buyer and the race, lived by a gas, and leaked, no one was right. The less guests, the less guests; the oil and water are not oily, and the guys are scattered. The dining room sometimes only turns on the light.
Feng Wuye's heart is only a little dissatisfied.
The day around, the child who called him told him that the biggest stolen in the champion building was either others, or the fat chef brought by the hometown. It is said that he was very addictive, no stolen, never stealing, nothing to steal, he must steal the same thing every night, and he had high stealing surgery, and he could not check it. Feng Wuye refused to believe that the fat chef was cooking for his father, and the fat chef's father cooks for his grandfather. The roots of his family have been picked up on the Feng family. If he is a thief, who will not be a thief?
, but Feng Wuye had done a two -year sale, and he saw a lot of smiles than Zhenxiao. He heard more words than the truth, and he had a more heart in his heart. On the evening of the same day, when the lamp was closed at the door of the No. 1 Tower, Feng Wuye took the child to the front hall of the restaurant, moved a vine chair, stunned in a ventilated place, and lay on his back.
shortly after waiting, the fat chef sealed the fire, and the kitchen came out of the kitchen and was about to go home. He wore a pair of big white pants under his head, pulled a pair of broken shoes, a sweat towel on his shoulders, and a paper lantern. When he saw the boss, he was not in a hurry to get away and left, but stood and spoke. That match is: "Let's look at it!
Feng Wuye's mouth talked in his mouth. Where to hide? There is no box of smoke in the broken shoes! The lanterns are bright and bright, and it can be taken out of the pants. Can you still have it clearly? Is it wrapped in the sweat towel on the shoulder? What is wrapped in a sweaty hand towel? The heart is doubtful, and the fat chef has taken the sweat towel from the shoulder. Throwing my hand to the child, saying, "It's cold outside. What I bring this big towel to do it? I bother you on the clothes rope in the backyard! "After speaking, he resigned from Feng Wuye, raised the lantern, and shook it away.
Feng Wuye called the child to open the towel, and there was no one inside. When the fat chef last night, the flower living was on that lantern. The original lamp holder was not wood, but a piece of frozen meat. This piece of meat was two pounds of sinking! Under the eyelids of Feng Wuye, the lights shine, and the big model was taken away. It was really called!
Feng Wuye listened to it. He didn't speak for three days and closed the champion building on the fourth day. Someone advised him Back to Wenyuan, then studying, he shook his head and sighed. He learned the letter. He could even be able to do it if he could be patient or not studying. ": Blue Eye

Thenica in antiques, that is, fake paintings and fake paintings. False paintings, exhausted, exhausted, and cheated to watch fake paintings Those sharp and sharp eyes; those who look at fake paintings, but use these eyes to know the opportunity, see the tricks, pinch the fake guy without hiding tail tip, slap it in a bunch of paintings, dry it out, dry it, dry it Under the day of Guangtianhua.
This is the name of the fake painting. It is called Blue Eye. Doing things on the ancient game shop of Yucheng Gong in Guidian Street. Nickname. Tianjin people are nicknamed, one is good, and the other is easy to remember. This blue eye comes from his myopia mirror. The lens is thick and the color is blue. It looks like a pair of blue eyes. The key to this blue eye is on his eyes. It is said that he can see the light when turning off the lights and seeing the truth; although it is a bit mysterious, he can not be able to adulte it. - Looking at fake paintings, eyes are godless; look at real paintings, a blue light.
On this day, a person dressed as a school came to the shop and held a shaft. The blue eyes of the Lake Spring seemed to have not looked at it. He knew that no matter what the signature was written on this question, it was not considered, and the true and false had to look at the painting. Blue eyes is famous for "half -foot live". He looks at the painting, regardless of the size, only half a foot. It is true or false. Talking with this half -foot painting, never watch more inch and one point. A blue light flashed with a brush, and he raised his head and asked:
"How much do you plan to sell? "
The people did not rush to ask for the price, but said:
" I heard that Huang Sanye with the west head also copied this painting. "
Huang San Ye is the first master of Jinmen's fake paintings. The people in the antiques shop are afraid of him. I did not expect that the blue eye did not listen to the game, and said again:
What Huang San Ye. You say how much you plan to sell for this painting. "
" Two. "The coming said. These two are twenty -two gold.
The asking price is not low, and it is not too high. You raised me a little on both sides and sold it eighteen. At the beginning, Jinmen's antique shops said that Yu Chenggong of Guodian Street bought a shaft of large polyester, Shitao's landscape, shallow ink, rusty, and a large number of postscripts on it, especially rare. Some people say this thing. It was flowing out of a certain king's house in Beijing. The people who came to sell paintings were not very good, but Blue Eye grabbed it. It spent a lot of money and something better. I did n’t show it. At that time, there was no newspaper, and the mouth was the media. With this end, I started to say that. About three months, some people said that Yu Chenggong couldn't help but be overwhelmed. It was very bluffed when you first saw it. The difference between true and false paintings is that the real paintings can stand, and the false paintings can't stand it. After this is spread, there is news that came out -some people say that this painting is a pupae made by Huang Sanye in the west ! Isn't this equivalent to pouring the pot dirty water to the robe of people's blue eyes?
The blue eyes have roots and ignore it. The more I ignore it, the more mysterious. . It is said that some people see the authenticity of this axis painting at the home of Jicheng Street. So, there are two consecutive consecutive three, and there are people who go to Yucheng Gong's antique shops to see paintings, but this time I want to see Huang Sanye's use. The eyes of the blue eyes are blindfolded. Looking at the people who have been planted by the people are the most likely!
Yu Chenggong's boss, Wu Wuye, was a little hairy, and said to Blue Eye, "I believe your eyesight, but I can't hold it. The gossip outside disturbed our shops all day long. Are we looking for someone to inquire where the painting is? If you really have the same paintings, you will think about it. "
It blue eyes heard that the boss did not have the bottom, but no one was right, unless the boss's words were done, and the true and false came out. The boss came to You Xiaowu. You Xiaowu was a mouse of Tianjin Wei, drilling around, so you can touches his ears. They sent You Xiaowu to inquire, and there is news. Another large polyester, also called "Lake Spring Spring Map", is really a family named Cui on Jichen Street! Boss and blue eyes do not know who this Cui family is. Five attracts the blue eyes to see. The blue eye can't help but go. After seeing the house, the glasses flashed through two blue light, stupid!
Fake it! The size, color, and picture of these two paintings are all the same, and even the stamps are engraved. But it is different from the spirit -look, this is really spirit!
I don't know it at this time. At this time, I can't wait to get into the ground. He has seen it for twenty years. His blue eyes are simply a god in antiques. No one believes. But this time, I passed it out, and it can be destroyed. Look at the true and false paintings. n, he didn't say a word. Back to the shop to tell the truth to the boss. Yu Chenggong and Blue Eye were linked to one piece, and he had to plant it. The boss thought for a night. With an idea, he decided to take the Cui family's axis. When you buy it, the price is not expected. Both paintings are held in your hands, and it will be said by yourself. But they must not show up. Follow You Xiaowu to buy the axis painting. Whoever expected that the opening of the name Cui is sky -high price. Otherwise, you will keep it if you buy it. People have the bottom of their hearts, because Boss Huang had something to say "just smashing my shop, and you have to buy it for me." The axis is more than twice the more money.
In the painting of this axis to Yu Chenggong, the boss of the boss is soothing, although distressed money, he keeps Yu Chenggong's brand. Two -axis drawing side by side is hanging on the wall, looking at the eyes and bright eyes. When the painting is hung up, the blue eyes look forward, the glasses brush the brush flashing through three lights. In front of you -it was still true before, the band I just bought is fake!
The true and false comparison, can not be divided at all -this is the people The ability to fake painting is also the highest superior skill!
But the eyes of the blue eyes? The navel eyes?
The blue eyes almost closed in one breath. After three days, he put the front and back and afterwards It was once a lot of things, and then I realized that all this was a trap made by Huang Sanye in the dark. Step by step, you can get in. People really sell it, and fake paintings are higher than the sky. Suddenly remembering, the earliest came to sell Didn't the scholar dressed in the painting say "Huang San Ye has also copied this painting" to him? People have something to do first, and it has long been clear that this painting is true and false. Who did you look at? It seems that Huang Sanye not only came to money, he simply said that he came to himself. People call you a real painting in your hands, and then buy the fake paintings he created. Absolutely! When he understands this level, he understands the home and recognize it to the end! After fighting, Blue Eye rolled up and was rolled away from Yu Chenggong. Since then, not only Tianjin Antiques has his number, the shadow that Tianjin has not seen. Some people said that he had a serious illness, and he lay down from then on, and never got up. It's so miserable!
In again, he still has a worse one -he lost to others Huang San Ye, but he saw Huang Sanye's handwriting, and his face had never called him to see it!
Fortunately, he finally thought of Huang Sanye's hand. Death was clear.

"Vulgar Strange Man": The wine wife

is also divided into three, six or nine. The tavern of Shan Shan Street must be counted at the top. There are no hits, no font, no seats in the room; no food on the counter, a single tank of wine. Those who come to drink are all the bottom people who carry live cars to sell hard. Some hands are pinched a piece of sauce, and some pockets are equipped with a spiced peanut, and you need to go to the door to drink alone. When you get crowded, he holds the wine bowl outside the door, leaning on the tree to pour the wine into his mouth a little, this is justified to be addicted to his joy!
only one kind of wine is made of tainele, which makes the potato dry, the price is cheap, and the wine taste is large. The cats raised by Shou Shan Street never lost, running the road, and will be recovered along with the taste of wine. This wine does not talk about the taste, but only talks about the energy. But as soon as he fell into his belly, he rushed up with his hands, hit his head, stunned his head, dizzy, and his strength was very fierce. The kind of artillery "artillery lantern" that was released in the good year, nodded with a bombing, and the red light was in the sky. This wine is called "artillery lantern". Good wine should be gentle and long, and never get on. However, the poor guys earn a day of life, lack of tendonic acid, and boring in their hearts. Isn't it just for spending much money, and immediately vigorously, rising, easy to indulge in indulgence?
The is the most free and easy to say, or to count the wine lady. Every day, this wife came to the small tavern, and the shirt was tattered, and the race was called Huazi; her hair was chaotic, her face was dark, no one said she was looking, and no one knew her surname, but she knew that she was this little little little. The number one liquor in the tavern, respecting the wine wife. As soon as she entered the door, she pulled out a four -square bag in her arms and opened the cloth bag. There was a newspaper bag inside, and the newspaper was sometimes new and old. Open the newspaper bag, and it was a paper bag. Do n’t needle; then open this paper bag, it turned out that she only took the money on the counter with two corners. The boss passed the most bowls of “cannons” as usual. The wine fell straight into the belly, and the good race poured into the barrel. When the mother -in -law came out of the threshold, she scratched the script on the ground.
It all the way to the north all the way, walking out of the boundary of more than a hundred steps. It is a crossroads. You are also worried about this mother -in -law. Look at her drunk, but every time she will reach the intersection, one is allowed to "噔", wake up, and even the ordinary people are ordinary, without a little drunk, passing by the streets and passing by. Essence She is like this every day, from no loss. People on Shan Shan Street, I like to look at the drunkenness of the drunkenness of the wine wife-shake it up and down, the left crooked and right, the rotation of the Pottery, it looks like a lotus leaves; every rainy day, the rainy dumps are poured into the rain. , A big umbrella that was slowly spinning ... But why did the bartender disappear as soon as he arrived at the intersection? Is it because the "artillery lights" are so energetic, or is the wine woman who is drunk and wake up when they are drunk?
The tricks of wine are still in the wine tank. The boss raped and mixed with water into the wine. The alcoholics were vague about the world in their eyes, but the wine in their stomachs was clear, but no one would break this layer of paper, and it would be okay to drink it. The boss lacks virtue and must be retributed. There are nearly sixty people. But one day, the boss loves sourness and spicy, and when she likes the boss, when the boss wander his head, he moved his conscience and vowed to be honest in the future.
is this day. The wine woman came to this small tavern, and she took out the bag as usual as usual. Open it layer by layer, spend money to buy wine, raise her hands and raise her neck, and take the change of the change to the real "gun light. "Pour into the stomach ... the real goods are real. Before the wine wife went out of the house, people wandered up. And today she shakes all the way and has a beautiful score, shakes her upper body, shakes her right, and becomes more and more ill. The big Pengbird in the early stage of the race style, later the people on the black vortex head of Shoushan Street can see it. I was surprised, and I was wondering. I didn't wait much about it. The wine woman had arrived at the intersection and had no wine waking up. As soon as the sky was soaring on the road, the tragedy below was mentioned ...
Since then, the wine, the wine, the wine, the wine Poor trace on this street. People in the tavern said from time to time. Said she is a real alcoholic. She didn't drink drinking. She was drinking as usual. There are neither things nor gossip in the tavern. I will drink money and leave after drinking. The real alcoholic is all happy and not to stir others.
The boss listened, and suddenly thought that the day when the wine woman had an accident, wasn't it the day when she was not adulterated in the wine? It turned out that he was awkward on himself, thinking that the truth in this man was really unclear. Is it wrong or honest? Otherwise, why do n’t you have a fake wine for decades?

"Vulgar Strange Man": Zhang Dali

Zhang Dali, formerly known as Zhang Jinzheng, a member of Jinmen, a strong body, is very powerful, strong, so he is called vigorously. The young men in Jinmen like him, admire him, praise him. But Tianjin people have their own way of exaggeration. Zhang Dali had such a thing. No one knew at the time, and no one knew it now, so I wrote it below -
The shop selling stone in the Hou family is called aggregation. Putting a deadly lock at the gate of the gate, the lock is also a stone. There is a line of lock:
The locks who lock the locks to enjoy the silver one hundred and two
The convergence of this stone lock, it is nothing more than to prove that its stone is a solid and durable material.
, but the stone lock is here, no one lifts it up, and no one can call it a little bit. How much do you say it is? Good race it is connected to the crust, unless you raise the ground to your head!
One day, when Zhang Dali came to the Hou family, when he saw the lock, and when he saw the words above, he leaned down, asked his hand to ask, shook it lightly, and shook it. Basket, this attracts many people to see it. I saw that he held his hand lock, his waist was very strong, and the big stone lock was easily lifted to the air by him. The arm pen was straight, his face was full of smiles, and a lot of flowers were raised!
The people raised their shouts, Zhang Dali held a stone lock, and did not hold it down. He was waiting for the boss of the aggregation to come out. After seeing it clearly, he put the stone lock back to the original land. The boss laughed and said with a smile:
"Teacher Zhang is here, please go inside and drink a cup of tea!"
Zhang listened greatly, "boss, you don't make this set with me. Well your stone lock, who raised it and appreciated the silver, you would get the money, and I am busy! "
The owner who expected to co -synthesize would not care about it. After Zhang Dali finished speaking, he said, "Teacher Zhang, you only see the words on the stone lock, but there is a line of words under the stone lock, do you see it?"
Zhang Dali was stunned. Just now I was happy, and I didn't see the words on the side. Not only did he not see, but others didn't see it. Zhang Dali turned his brain, thinking that he wouldn't be a boss bluffing him, he didn't want to give money, thinking that he had made it once, and he couldn't raise it again. At first glance, there was a line of words under the stone lock, which even read:
only Zhang strongly raised it.
Locking the silver hundreds of money, but Zhang is not raising it!
everyone saw it and laughed. It turned out that they had known that only he could raise this guy. And this line of words is also admired by others and praising themselves -Zhang Dali certainly understands.
He threw the stone lock, laughed, and went away.

"Vulgar Strange Man": Qingyun's landlord

Qingyun original, a little literati by Haihe. Well called little literati? It is absolutely not the same as people's mouth, but the literati that he almost knows when he comes to mention.
The narrow face of this king's face, leather yellow meat, thin and long arms and thighs, look at a few bean skins on a few bamboo poles from a distance. But people cannot look at each other. He can write and paint, engraved the stamps, and even mount it; the videls can say that he was a little bit rough. For some reason, Tianjin Wei's sale was not written by him, and his paintings were not hung on the wall of the rice village. He was in the painting and calligraphy, and he was in the line, and outside the line. At this step, the taste of the "nostalgia" was bitter or sour, or bitter and sour, only he knew it himself.
So, Qingyunlou, the fast name, asked him to come up with. He was the original owner of Qingyun, and he also wrote a pair of pairs on the wall: "People are in Qingshan, lying in the heart of Baiyun." He often says this pair of himself. Whenever you think, he closed his eyes and shake his shoulders. However, Tianjin Wei is a flower world of ordinary people. Qingyun Tower is in the east exit of Hutong. Besides, his partition wall is the four seasons of spring restaurants. The fish -flavored green onion sauce all day floats into the window. Close the window? The fart can stop the fish in the fish with window glass, but it can't stop the light of the light. A neighbor said to him, "You Qingyun Tower simply changed to a restaurant. The three characters of this Qingyun Tower listened to it well, and it was called!"
This almost called him to die at that time.
The dry rotation, luck changes. One day, a good boy Chen Baya brought an American to visit him. This man was in his fifty years old, with a bald beard, and he couldn't see his mouth in his beard. Chen Ba said that this old beauty likes Chinese things, especially calligraphy and painting. The owner of Qingyun met with the foreigners, his brain was chaotic, his hands and feet were busy, and when he stepped on the stool and hung paintings, he almost came to the horse. That old beauty didn't notice him, just to look at the painting on the wall. Every time she looked at it, wow wow wow, she called a throat. Then, raised his mouth and appreciated it. This pouting, seeing a cherry -like thing, wet and red, arched from the middle of his beard. The master of Qingyun looked at God, and it was the old lips. Finally, he said to Qingyun's landlord in Chinese, "I, Tai, Gao, Xing, Xie, Xie, Xie, I, Gao, Xing, Xie, Xie, thanks These words said repeatedly, always giving away.
Qingyun landlord is so happy. In his life, he was so worshiped for the first time. Two months later, he received a letter written by a foreignwen. He got the "Dagong" newspaper to find Mr. Zhu who understands Yangwen. Mr. Zhu laughed at a glance, and said to him, "What do you use to toss the old and beautiful neuropathy, he said that he wrote the words in his eyes every day when he returned to China. He also said that he felt that Chinese artists were definitely geniuses! "
Qingyun's landlord was like Qingyun, his body fluttered, and he did not sleep overnight. When it was dawn, he suddenly inspired him. Big words, mount it in a horizontal pier, and send it to the post office to send it. There is also a piece of letter paper in the email to make a request. After hanging the words on the wall, no matter how you stand in front of this word, send it in the photo. He thought, he wanted to show this photo. See for relatives and friends, show the neighbor neighbors, show those who underestimate him, show the big bosses of the trainees, show the editors of the newspaper, and finally publish them in the newspaper. Look at it! Look at your dog's eyes! If you don't recognize me, people recognize me!
waited for three months in Qingyun Building, and waited until he was a little confused or even a little discouraged, a letter with a foreign text was finally sent on the outer skin. He was busy tearing away, and a letter came out, all of which were foreign texts. He didn't understand, and there was no photo inside. Looking at the envelope, the photo was stuck inside. He pinched the photo and looked out. It was a bit awkward. The old beauty was standing in front of his word, but the words were hanging down, all of them!

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"Wonderful Strange Man": Feng Wuye

Feng Wuye is from Ningbo, Zhejiang. There are two kinds of people in the Feng family. The Feng family was smart, and the ivory ball carved by the Cantonese Weng Wuzhang of the head of the head, one layer on the one floor, each layer. Therefore, the Feng family of business became a wealthy, and the Wenhao was a big official. Feng Wuye, five men and two women, ranked at the end. Several brothers opened a factory in Tianjin in Shanghai in the long run. However, Feng Wuye took the book at home. Others grow race, thin bones, and tender meat as fish belly. They are not the appearance of making money and making money. All the books he read, you read the sentence, and he backed him. This can only be said that only Wang Anshi of the Song Dynasty was found. As for his exports, no one is dissatisfied. It is said that the prosperity of the Feng family in this generation is on the five grandfather.
Feng Wuye's twenty -five, his parents entered the soil. He sold his house and brought his family to Tianjin Wei, in order to invest in his brother and make a passage of the sky.
This is high -hearted, but Tianjin Wei is a commercial port. The brush is used for accounting. No one reads it. Naturally, no one can look at it. For example, there are gold and books on the ground. Where do you pick up? When others got rich, Feng Wuye's eyes were hot, his brain was crooked, and he decided to go to the sea for buying and selling. But he knew this way, which should do?
The first thought is opening a restaurant. The people take food as the sky, and the people spend money for food; three meals a day, soft without eating, and the money is given to the restaurant owner. Tianjin's money is in the hands of businessmen, and most of the business circles are at the dining table. Besides, Tianjin produces salt, eats heavy vegetables, Ningbo vegetables are salty, and they are in line with taste. In Feng Wuye's mind, opening a Ningbo -flavored restaurant, in the downtown market in Majiakou, the site was selected to build a house and named the "No. 1 Tower". Choose a good day, lift the plaque and hang the color, fire the cannon, the restaurant opened. Feng Wuye was wearing a blue and dark flower coat, with a pure gold neutron on his chest. He split his head in China and India, covered with oil. The authentic boss was dressed up. Those who study, pay attention to etiquette, talk well, are very popular. Besides, the No. 1 Tower is the only Ningbo Pavilion of Tianjin Wei. The sea fish and shrimp are all foods from Tianjin people. They do it in the hands of Ningbo chefs, which is fresh than living fish. Therefore, since the opening, every day, you have to "turn" in the evening. Feng Wuye wondered that every day, the money and a group of birds flew in, where did you go? Look at the account back, yo, but the deficit!
One day, a guy who came to Ningbo's helper, shaking his boldly that the chicken, duck and fish in the kitchen, limited to the guest's mouth, most of the chefs were threw out of the wall, and some people responded outside the outside. Essence How much money can the No. 1 Tower stand up to throw it out every day?
Feng Wuye's anger, thinking about his head, "Twenty -Four History" is carried out, can you use this group of plates to cook? This is the operation. Except for the fat chef brought by the hometown of Ningbo's hometown, the other groups were all bombarded, and the grass was cut off and replaced with a group of people. He also installed the grid in the backyard wall. He thought that it was okay since then, but the account was still deficit.
. On another day, living in a mother -in -law near the No. 1 Tower, biting his ears and saying to him, after a day, the garbage truck arrived, a sharp bell, and the seven or eight earth boxes carried out in the champion building. The thin layer is garbage, all of which are canned pots, the whole bag of salted fish, and good wine. It turned out to be colluded inside and outside, and used this to get things away. Isn't this equivalent to lift money out every day? When Feng Wuye rushed to the garbage, he went forward to check it. In the anger, change another one. People have changed, but the deficit on the account still has not been replaced.
Feng Wuye does not believe that he is incompetent. Every day when I arrived at the restaurant, I visited the inside and outside, but I couldn't see the problem. The literati rely on imagination, and the kaleidoscope that really falls into life is "self -clever and true fool." The champion tower broke the ball, sprinkled the air, and fell down. The buyer and the race, lived by a gas, and leaked, no one was right. The less guests, the less guests; the oil and water are not oily, and the guys are scattered. The dining room sometimes only turns on the light.
Feng Wuye's heart is only a little dissatisfied.
The day around, the child who called him told him that the biggest stolen in the champion building was either others, or the fat chef brought by the hometown. It is said that he was very addictive, no stolen, never stealing, nothing to steal, he must steal the same thing every night, and he had high stealing surgery, and he could not check it. Feng Wuye refused to believe that the fat chef was cooking for his father, and the fat chef's father cooks for his grandfather. The roots of his family have been picked up on the Feng family. If he is a thief, who will not be a thief?
, but Feng Wuye had done a two -year sale, and he saw a lot of smiles than Zhenxiao. He heard more words than the truth, and he had a more heart in his heart. On the evening of the same day, when the lamp was closed at the door of the No. 1 Tower, Feng Wuye took the child to the front hall of the restaurant, moved a vine chair, stunned in a ventilated place, and lay on his back.
shortly after waiting, the fat chef sealed the fire, and the kitchen came out of the kitchen and was about to go home. He wore a pair of big white pants under his head, pulled a pair of broken shoes, a sweat towel on his shoulders, and a paper lantern. When he saw the boss, he was not in a hurry to get away and left, but stood and spoke. That match is: "Let's look at it!
Feng Wuye's mouth talked in his mouth. Where to hide? There is no box of smoke in the broken shoes! The lanterns are bright and bright, and it can be taken out of the pants. Can you still have it clearly? Is it wrapped in the sweat towel on the shoulder? What is wrapped in a sweaty hand towel? The heart is doubtful, and the fat chef has taken the sweat towel from the shoulder. Throwing my hand to the child, saying, "It's cold outside. What I bring this big towel to do it? I bother you on the clothes rope in the backyard! "After speaking, he resigned from Feng Wuye, raised the lantern, and shook it away.
Feng Wuye called the child to open the towel, and there was no one inside. When the fat chef last night, the flower living was on that lantern. The original lamp holder was not wood, but a piece of frozen meat. This piece of meat was two pounds of sinking! Under the eyelids of Feng Wuye, the lights shine, and the big model was taken away. It was really called!
Feng Wuye listened to it. He didn't speak for three days and closed the champion building on the fourth day. Someone advised him Back to Wenyuan, then studying, he shook his head and sighed. He learned the letter. He could even be able to do it if he could be patient or not studying. "Strange Man": Haozui Yangba

thalum is like a forest, and two masters who sell tea soup are produced here. Two, a fat black and thick, named Yang Qi; a fine white and savvy, known as Yang Ba. Yang Qi Yangba, good brother, in fact, there is no reason, but their dads are surnamed Yang. Yang Ba's name Yang Ba, because "Bazi" and "Eight" are the same, Yang Ba's age is better than Yang Qi, and people mistakenly treat him as Yang Qi's brother. , Non -pro -brothers are comparable. Yang Qi has a high hand in hand, only to make a boring head; Yangba mouth is good, specializing in the outside world, although there are only two people inside and outside, both the boss and the guy, but the trouble is more popular than the big buy and sell. .
Yang Qi's craftsmanship is good, the key depends on both hands.
General tea soup is to squeeze the noodles of the rice noodles, and squeeze a pinch of sesame seeds on the floating head. Child. Yang Qi has a high move. He first puts half a bowl of rice noodles, sprinkled with sesame seeds, and then half a bowl of rice noodles. R n The other hand of his hands is that the sesame does not use the whole grains, but the iron pot is fried first, and then crushed with a rolling pin. Crusted, the scent inside can come out. If it is not fragrant, it is too boring; the crushed sesame grains must be thick, too much chewing, too thin, but not chewing. Other people know that they can’t learn. In hand, the reason is similar to writing and writing.
But no matter how high the craftsmanship, no matter how good things are, you must blew on the business field. The goods are getting better, and most of the buyer's kung fu is on the mouth. When you need to play in the field, exquisite, watching the wind, the rudder, and the left and right, you even pointed at Yangba's good mouth. Tianjin, the local government and county roads are exhausted. Can you make it happy to eat and drink? : Boil a small fish thorns, and it is easy to get stuck in the throat; fried twist is hard and can't get a good teeth. Think for three days, it is difficult to decide. Fortunately It is a person who walks on the streets on the ground. After eating, he has eaten it, so he recommends "Yangjia Tea Soup"; the tea soup is soft and sweet, delicious and dangerous.
This, Li Zhongtang heard the local small song lotus fall, with interest, full of joy, soaking in heat urine, cool belly, to eat snacks. Master Zhifu was busy calling "Yang Qiyang Eight" to offer tea soup. Today, the two have been in this world. For the first time, they have a new inside and outside, green pants and green gowns, white scarves and white socks, and wash the race skin with alkali noodles with both hands. The two of them held the tea soup to the table in front of Li Zhongtang, and then stepped back five steps, standing down, saying that they were waiting to be ordered. Please reward.
Li Zhongtang is about to taste this famous product. The fingertips will touch the bowl of the bowl, the eyes fall in the bowl, the frown is frowned, and the face is cloudy, and he suddenly shakes his hand "slap" a bowl of tea soup. Falling on the ground, the crushed porcelain fluttered, the tea soup splashed the ground, and it was hot. The officials at the scene were scared. Yang Qi and Yang Ba hurriedly kneeling.
It is a confused of being an official, which reveals Yang Ba's understanding. He blinked, and immediately guessed that the Midtown had never drank tea soup before. He didn't know what the broken sesame seeds sprinkled on the floating head were not as dirty soil that accidentally fell up. But in this way, the problem is here -
If this is a sesame, it is not dirty, unlike the adults who scold the middle hall, do n’t you see it? If you do not explain, it is not equivalent to admitting to adults in Zhongtang? If you say nothing, you have to stink, then smash the rice bowl. What is about to be tight under the moment is not that Li Zhongtang can say it is dirty. Adults can not change their mouths. You must quickly think about it and say it ahead.
The brain of Yangba quickly turned and turned around, and the idea came! I saw his head hit the ground. , This time, the villain will be changed in pain in the future! "
It that Li Zhongtang understood that the yellow slag on the tea soup was not dirty, it was broken sesame seeds. After understanding, I thought that Tianjin Wei Jiuhe's lower tip, the human nature practiced, the business field, and the soul. The boy who sells tea soup is even more sensitive. He actually saw that he was mistaken for sesame seeds as dirty soil, and three or two sentences called himself to understand and give himself face. This cleverness is absolutely not there among the counties in front of the county road, so he likes Yang Ba's heart, and said:
"I don't know if it is not guilty! Although I don’t like to eat broken sesame seeds (he also does not like to eat shattered sesame seeds (he also goes down the slopes, he also goes down the slope. ), But your tea soup is full of Jinmen, and it should be awarded! Come, appreciate the silver one hundred and two! "
, everyone was scratching everyone present. Tea soup does not like to eat, but awarded the silver, why? Stupid? Yang Ba was lying on the ground, holding his head and thanks, but his heart was clear.
Since then, Yangba has a magnificent earthquake in Tianjin City. The "Yangjia Tea Soup" was also renamed "Yangba Tea Soup". Instead, Yang Qi gradually buried, and no one knew. Yang Ba did not feel guilty about this, because he remembered his good mouth, Li Zhongtang did not drink tea soup!

"Vulgar Strange Man": Master Cai Er

The Master of Cai Family Erneng's ability -seller to produce.
How is the family property of the Cai family? how thick? No one can say clearly. Anyway, they are famous rich people in Tianjin. They have tossed salt home. They are rich as officials. During the Gengzi incident, the old man and his wife fled outside. The young master has been doing business in Shanghai and has a family and business. The things in the family fell on the second master. The second master was unable to bear, so he sold it, and he had a small white face and ate his face. He had not "sitting and eating the mountains". People say that the family property of the Cai family is enough to eat for three lives.
Eymalous, the boss Huang of Jing Guzhai laughed secretly. How many years he has sold the Cai family. The celebrities' things are better than ordinary people's things. Based on his eyesight, Boss Huang could see that the second younger generation was the authentic player. Not only is there no fake, but one yard is a good good thing, you can shoot at your hands. More than half of the things sold by the Cai family. So he knew how deep the water of the Cai family was. Fifteen years ago, the things came out of Cai's family were jewelry and jade, and they were played by calligraphy and painting; ten years ago, it became a porcelain tank stone Buddha, hardwood furniture; all packets of old clothes five years ago. Although things are good, it gradually shows the bottom of the river. The attitude of Boss Huang's attitude towards Master Cai also changed a little bit. Fifteen years ago, he bought the two masters, all went to Cai's house in person; ten years ago, the two masters had something to sell, and sent someone to call him. , I have become a packet of old clothes in the nest of the second young man, and ran to Jinguzhai.
At this time, the boss Huang pulled his eyelids and said, "Master the second, please open the bag!" Even the buds did not come up to help the handle. Boss Huang took a ruler, picked out the clothes in the bag one by one, and threw it beside him. At the same time, he called the price in his mouth. At the end of the checkout, it was all a gang. Boss Huang went to drink tea and smoked. Boss Huang thought that he felt the lifeblood of the Cai family. But this pulse is a bit weird in the past two years.
The second master of the Cai family suddenly did not sell old clothes, and in turn, he called him to Cai's house every three. The sea and the sky were not talking for a long time, and twisted one thing from the back cabinet to see him. All pieces are very colorful antiques. Either Kangxi's colorful album, or a fan of Shen Shitian's fine pen. The second master put something on the table, and the game returned more than ten years ago. Boss Huang said: "It's really a thin camel larger than the horse, and the bottom of the second master is almost there! The things have been sold for 20 years, and it is still one!" One sentence: "I can't sell all the ancestors left, is that the success of the unsuccess?" But it would be difficult to talk about the price. Called: neck stalk price. Just forcing others to hang up.
The people like Cai family selling things, there are two ways to sell: one is to sell poor and the other is to sell rich. The so -called selling poverty means that people are anxious to use money, hurry up, and encounter such a person to hit the Grand Canal; the so -called selling rich is that people do not lack money to spend, and they can sell at a large price. When you encounter such a person, there is no way to die. Master Cai has always been sold poor, when did you change the rich?
One day, the boss of Mao Mao, Da Ya, Beijing Liulichang, came to Jingguzhai. This two antique shops in Beijing, one of the two antique shops, often have exchanges on weekdays, changing goods with each other, looking for buyers, and they are very familiar.
mao boss entered the door and saw that there was something on the antiques rack very familiar. Closely, a delicate rosewood rack was placed with a stack of eight pieces of sheep fat and jade board carved "Diamond Sutra". The small word of the fly is extremely particular, and the real gold is described. He twisted his face and said to Boss Huang, "Where did you hit this thing?" The expression on his face was full of doubts.
Boss Huang said, "What about it half a month ago, what?"
Mao boss asked: "Who sells you?"
The boss Huang's eyes turned. I think you do n’t understand the rules. In antiques, you ca n’t inquire about the buyers or sellers of others. He smiled and didn't stubborn.
mao boss felt improper questioning. Stepping the mouth, "Is Master Cai Er from Tianjin give you even? This thing was bought by me."
The boss Huang stunned. Can't help saying, "He is a seller! How can you buy something?"
Mao boss took the words: "I always thought he was the buyer, how could he sell it, or I just asked you." Eyes are stupid.
mao Boss suddenly pointed to a bright blue and white bottle on the cabinet and said, "That bottle is also sold to him! How much money is it for you? I was given to him like Bai."
The boss Mao was still in the drum, and the boss Huang was already true. He couldn't ask Boss Mao to understand. After the boss Mao left, he immediately said to the guys: "Remember, Master Cai Er can't deal with it anymore. This bastard egg sells things and sells it, it has become fine!"
gossip Being able to become "fine", today we chose this article on the "wealth channel", just want to let a few people see it, and live a good heart is money. Although the method of the Lord in the story is a bit dark, you really have to learn that ideas and save people.

"Vulgar Strange Man": Back Yang

Pengxu Gengzi, social reform, people's minds, strange and strange, there is a strange person, and the person is called the back. Yang. At that time, the man's braid was cut too urgent, and his parents were not willing to cut too much. After cutting, there was no new hairstyle. So there was a long hair left. , Commonly known as Horses, the name is the back. The back became the popular hair style of the renewal men.
If that is, what is the fresh one who stayed with Yang? You asked well, I told you -this person is a woman!
Da Zhigu has a big family named Yang. Two girls who did not go out. Miss Yang, Swen is so quiet, staying at home all day; Miss Yang Er, radical, running all day long, looks like the boys, and it is so fashionable. Essence For the first time she heard the word revolution, she immediately hooked her hair, and the men who imitated the renewal left their heads. This was a big news at the time. But she doesn't care about how to make trouble at home, what she says outside, I can do it, and I am very happy.
but after ten days, the trouble came —
late on this list, the West School of the old leader of Yang hit the old leader of the head of the head of the current affairs went home and took a soaked urine below. She was in a hurry to rush home, getting more anxious and unable to hold it. It is almost a rolling rivers, and you want to make a decision. Seeing that there was a latrine beside the road, she drilled in.
The latrines in the world are all men and women, the middle of the road, the left man and right woman. She was jerling as her mouth, and only listened to a woman who squatted loudly: "Rogue, hooligan!" Followed, the other yelled, and the sound was louder. She stunned this call. Wherever the hooligan was, he ran out with his pants. Who was running out of the women, shouting and scolding, and recognized that she was a bad boy who took the cheap to the women's toilet. Those who passed the way came up to intercept her, embraced it, and kicked. Back Yang screamed: "Don't fight, don't fight, I'm a woman!" Who expected to attract more fierce beatings: "Beat you as a fake" woman '! "Until the patrol officer came, recognizing that this was the Yang family The second lady's second lady was rescued and sent home. Back, Yang was put on a bag, and his face was hanging on his face. When he saw his father and mother, he cried and made trouble.
This here, the head Yang is no longer dare to enter the latrine. When you are anxious, you are urinating in the pants pocket and do not go to the latrine. She can't enter the men's toilet, let alone enter the women's toilet. For a while, I couldn't figure out that I was a man or a woman.
. She didn't go to find something, but she came to her.
. She heard that the women's toilet in Daoshigu had an accident. It is said that there is always a man who stays behind him breaks in, and he said, "I am the head of the head." Blizzard the other party, and then ran and ran. Although there was no major incident, it was troublesome. There are also some small mixed on the ground and robbing the fire. From time to time, there is a throat from outside the wall of the women's toilet: "The back is coming!" No one dares to go in.
The head Yang really can't figure out how much worship has attracted so much trouble, but leave a back, and he can't even enter the toilet. And it is not enough to enter the toilet, nor does it work without entering the toilet. I do n’t know if she disturbed things or disrupted her. When she was angry, she stayed in the room for two months. Slowly, the hair was long and the female phase was restored.

"Vulgar Strange Man": Zhang Dali

Zhang Dali, formerly known as Zhang Jinzheng, a member of Jinmen, a strong body, is very powerful, strong, so he is called vigorously. The young men in Jinmen like him, admire him, praise him. But Tianjin people have their own way of exaggeration. Zhang Dali had such a thing. No one knew at the time, and no one knew it now, so I wrote it below -
The shop selling stone in the Hou family is called aggregation. Putting a deadly lock at the gate of the gate, the lock is also a stone. There is a line of lock:
The locks who lock the locks to enjoy the silver one hundred and two
The convergence of this stone lock, it is nothing more than to prove that its stone is a solid and durable material.
, but the stone lock is here, no one lifts it up, and no one can call it a little bit. How much do you say it is? Good race it is connected to the crust, unless you raise the ground to your head!
One day, when Zhang Dali came to the Hou family, when he saw the lock, and when he saw the words above, he leaned down, asked his hand to ask, shook it lightly, and shook it. Basket, this attracts many people to see it. I saw that he held his hand lock, his waist was very strong, and the big stone lock was easily lifted to the air by him. The arm pen was straight, his face was full of smiles, and a lot of flowers were raised!
The people raised their shouts, Zhang Dali held a stone lock, and did not hold it down. He was waiting for the boss of the aggregation to come out. After seeing it clearly, he put the stone lock back to the original land. The boss laughed and said with a smile:
"Teacher Zhang is here, please go inside and drink a cup of tea!"
Zhang listened greatly, "boss, you don't make this set with me. Well your stone lock, who raised it and appreciated the silver, you would get the money, and I am busy! "
The owner who expected to co -synthesize would not care about it. After Zhang Dali finished speaking, he said, "Teacher Zhang, you only see the words on the stone lock, but there is a line of words under the stone lock, do you see it?"
Zhang Dali was stunned. Just now I was happy, and I didn't see the words on the side. Not only did he not see, but others didn't see it. Zhang Dali turned his brain, thinking that he wouldn't be a boss bluffing him, he didn't want to give money, thinking that he had made it once, and he couldn't raise it again. At first glance, there was a line of words under the stone lock, which even read:
only Zhang strongly raised it.
Locking the silver hundreds of money, but Zhang is not raising it!
everyone saw it and laughed. It turned out that they had known that only he could raise this guy. And this line of words is also admired by others and praising themselves -Zhang Dali certainly understands.
He threw the stone lock, laughed, and went away.

"Vulgar Strange Man": Qingyun's landlord

Qingyun original, a little literati by Haihe. Well called little literati? It is absolutely not the same as people's mouth, but the literati that he almost knows when he comes to mention.
The narrow face of this king's face, leather yellow meat, thin and long arms and thighs, look at a few bean skins on a few bamboo poles from a distance. But people cannot look at each other. He can write and paint, engraved the stamps, and even mount it; the videls can say that he was a little bit rough. For some reason, Tianjin Wei's sale was not written by him, and his paintings were not hung on the wall of the rice village. He was in the painting and calligraphy, and he was in the line, and outside the line. At this step, the taste of the "nostalgia" was bitter or sour, or bitter and sour, only he knew it himself.
So, Qingyunlou, the fast name, asked him to come up with. He was the original owner of Qingyun, and he also wrote a pair of pairs on the wall: "People are in Qingshan, lying in the heart of Baiyun." He often says this pair of himself. Whenever you think, he closed his eyes and shake his shoulders. However, Tianjin Wei is a flower world of ordinary people. Qingyun Tower is in the east exit of Hutong. Besides, his partition wall is the four seasons of spring restaurants. The fish -flavored green onion sauce all day floats into the window. Close the window? The fart can stop the fish in the fish with window glass, but it can't stop the light of the light. A neighbor said to him, "You Qingyun Tower simply changed to a restaurant. The three characters of this Qingyun Tower listened to it well, and it was called!"
This almost called him to die at that time.
The dry rotation, luck changes. One day, a good boy Chen Baya brought an American to visit him. This man was in his fifty years old, with a bald beard, and he couldn't see his mouth in his beard. Chen Ba said that this old beauty likes Chinese things, especially calligraphy and painting. The owner of Qingyun met with the foreigners, his brain was chaotic, his hands and feet were busy, and when he stepped on the stool and hung paintings, he almost came to the horse. That old beauty didn't notice him, just to look at the painting on the wall. Every time she looked at it, wow wow wow, she called a throat. Then, raised his mouth and appreciated it. This pouting, seeing a cherry -like thing, wet and red, arched from the middle of his beard. The master of Qingyun looked at God, and it was the old lips. Finally, he said to Qingyun's landlord in Chinese, "I, Tai, Gao, Xing, Xie, Xie, Xie, I, Gao, Xing, Xie, Xie, thanks These words said repeatedly, always giving away.
Qingyun landlord is so happy. In his life, he was so worshiped for the first time. Two months later, he received a letter written by a foreignwen. He got the "Dagong" newspaper to find Mr. Zhu who understands Yangwen. Mr. Zhu laughed at a glance, and said to him, "What do you use to toss the old and beautiful neuropathy, he said that he wrote the words in his eyes every day when he returned to China. He also said that he felt that Chinese artists were definitely geniuses! "
Qingyun's landlord was like Qingyun, his body fluttered, and he did not sleep overnight. When it was dawn, he suddenly inspired him. Big words, mount it in a horizontal pier, and send it to the post office to send it. There is also a piece of letter paper in the email to make a request. After hanging the words on the wall, no matter how you stand in front of this word, send it in the photo. He thought, he wanted to show this photo. See for relatives and friends, show the neighbor neighbors, show those who underestimate him, show the big bosses of the trainees, show the editors of the newspaper, and finally publish them in the newspaper. Look at it! Look at your dog's eyes! If you don't recognize me, people recognize me!
waited for three months in Qingyun Building, and waited until he was a little confused or even a little discouraged, a letter with a foreign text was finally sent on the outer skin. He was busy tearing away, and a letter came out, all of which were foreign texts. He didn't understand, and there was no photo inside. Looking at the envelope, the photo was stuck inside. He pinched the photo and looked out. It was a bit awkward. The old beauty was standing in front of his word, but the words were hanging down, all of them!

"Vulgar Strange Man": Acknowledge tooth

Dr. Hua Hua who treats teeth, medical skills can be described as the sky. You have a mouth to him, no need to say which toothache, which tooth acid, and which dental activity, he knows all. He can repair the dental dental denture, and he can also use the dentures to use the real teeth. Where can he be so capable, it takes guess!
The Mrs. Huahua is good, decent, and rules. There is a problem, which is poor in memory. If you can't remember, you can forget it, and forget to clean it. You just went to his clinic to see the worm teeth yesterday. I met on the street today and greeted him. He didn't recognize you anymore. Are you annoyed? To say that his eyes were bad, he never wore a mirror, why did he remember so badly? It is also expensive!
Later, Master Hua had a thing and unbuttoned these two fees.
In a day, two plainclothes detectives came from the patrol room. When they entered the door, did a black -faced man come to the clinic this morning? The appearance is beard, swollen eyes, and a big mole next to the right mouth. Doctor Hua shook his head and said, "Can't remember."
The detective asked: "How many do you see in the morning?"
A Hua Hua replied, "I only look at the sixth day."
: "This is strange! There are only six people in the morning in total in the morning. I grabbed a jewelry shop with a gun in Maiyi Street. When a table was shot, the tooth extraction pliers jumped on the table. He said: "The three generations of Hua's family doctors, cure the disease and save people, never do things that violate their conscience. I can't remember it! I also understand you, the guy who hurts people will see it, 甭 You come to me, I will find it You go! "
The detectives saw the dentist anger, holding white teeth, exposing teeth, unlike fakes. They hesitated for a moment and turned away.
The cold day, Dr. Hua really hurried to the patrol room. Running was too urgent, the coats were cracked. He said that the guy who grabbed the jewelry shop was drinking on the Kaifeng Road! The patrol was rushed to know immediately, and the black -faced giant was arrested and brought to justice.
The detective said, "Doctor Hua, how do you recognize him?"
Dr. Hua said: "I was also eating at a pot of spring 'at that time, and I saw this guy drinking with someone. I recognize the mole in the corner of his mouth. You told me this looks, but I dare not determine that it is him. There will be no moles in the corner of the mouth in the world. I have seen this tooth, remember, remember, yes! I hurriedly reported it! "
The detective said," I still don't understand, why do you recognize it as soon as you look at the teeth? "
laughed at Dr. Huahaha and said, "I am a cure, I don't know people, I can know the teeth!"
The detective listening, surprised.

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